About Us

Welcome to the ADHP University Campus Store.

ADHP University is for everyone figuring out adulthood in real time, usually while running on about 30% battery.

Everything here comes from the world of ADHP: Adulthood Pending, Professor Zaga, and the 30%ers. Some of it is ridiculous. Some of it is suspiciously relatable. Most of it probably should not count as an education.

This isn’t just merch with a creator’s name slapped on it. It’s stuff made for the Student Body, the people who keep showing up even when adulthood absolutely did not provide a syllabus.

RUNNING ON 30%. STILL SHOWING UP. 🔋